Cappuccino: It's better than Espresso.

Hi everyone!

For the record, yes I am.

In fact, every sentence I have ever said is good enough to qualify as part of the next great American novel.

Bonjuer? It's like a Mexican trying to speak French. Quit hopping over the border and get back in America. (Just kidding.) What's next, are you gonna make a Soviet Union joke? 'Cause in Soviet Union, jokes make you. (If anyone gets those obscure but hilarious references.)

Man, I'm bad. Really, really bad. If I ever go to Mexico, I'll probably get kicked out. XD

You know what the lol is for? It's because I'M FUNNY, DARN IT.

Yeah, that's right. YOU LAUGH.

-GASP- NA. RU. TO. Not Naurto, N-A-R-U-T-O.

And that's right, Naruto isn't everything. Sasuke is. (-cough-hottestanimecharacterever-cough-)

Man... he's hot.

Seriously, how can you not find this hot?:

Or this:

And maybe even this:

...Sasuke... wow. I'm SO lucky I didn't drool all over the keyboard.


...Yeah. So. I am not mental.


XD

-Cappuccino out

P.S. This post was done at home.

P.S.S. No offense meant by any Mexican/Russian jokes.