Wacko Jacko Steals the Elephant Man's Bones

Hi everyone, cappuccino here!

Thanks, latte! And come on, the reason why I make fun of you so badly is because it's so obscure. :P

So anyways, yeah. Someone needs to come up with some new Michael Jackson jokes. Fast. And some yo momma jokes, as well.

And who better to do it than someone else? I mean, come on. Do you really expect ME to do it?

So, yeah. Please people, come up with some new ones. Fast. I mean, I still DO get a laugh out of the old ones, but we really need some new ones. Big time. Because as funny as I am, I only have so high a mental capacity.

...Mmhm.

Oh. And wow. I was looking for something today, and I realized how much of a nerdy pack rat I was. Yup. It took me almost twelve and a half years to realize.

This is how it went:

"Okay, temporary tatoos, guitar hero stickers, Atwood pictures, music stuff, Aquastick CD rack/lamp instructions, instructions from my old phone, a letter my brother wrote me, my brother's address, Naruto Ultimate Ninja 2 passwords, my second-cousin-once-removed's (I think.) e-mail address, and green copy paper..."

"...Okay, now let's try the bottom shelf..."

"...Let's see... Age of Empires box set, Age of Empires 2, Age of Mythology, nail file, bag of stuff, books, Age of Empires 1 cheat codes, a few Naruto trading cards... oh! I was looking for those. -puts them with the other trading card-"


...Yeah. And I never did find what I was looking for.

-Cappuccino out

P.S. Wacko Jacko Steals the Elephant Man's Bones is a song by Fall of Troy. I'm no way affiliated with them, neither is this blog, etc. and is just there because I wanted a clever title. :) (Also to show you how much we need new Michael Jackson jokes.

P.S.S. This post was done at home.

P.S.S.S. Hey, if it's okay with the rest of you guys, can I try to make a layout for this? I need something to kill time.