-gasp- O.M.G. These are the best lyrics EVER.

(Cool, I'm the 40th post!)

...Yeah. So I was watching this music show and it had Jay-Z on, and I heard the best lyrics ever. In the history of mankind kind of way. Like seriously, I'd MARRY these lyrics if I could.

"You're now in a game where only time can tell
Survive the droughts, I wish you well...
Survive the droughts? I wish you well?
How sick am i? I wish you HEALTH
I wish you wheels, i wish you wealth
I wish you insight so you could see for yourself"

-American Dreamin', Jay-Z

Oh my God. This guy deserves, a medal, or something. Seriously. I absolutely LOVE these lyrics. They're awesome. It's just so true, and just... wow. Man, I love Jay-Z. I shall now go on iTunes to get this song!

...Yeah.

That gets my "Best lyrics known to mankind." award. I shall now post other finalists!

"It's ironic, at times like this we pray,
But a bomb blew the mosque up yesterday."

-Hands Held High, Linkin Park

"There's a place so dark you can't see the end,
Sky's cocked back, a shotgun which you can't defend,
The rain ends sends dripping, acidic questions,
Forcefully, the power of suggestion.
Then with the eyes shut,
Looking through the rust and rotting dust,
A small spot of light floods the floor.
And pours over the rusty world of pretend,
And they eyes ease open, and it's dark again."

-Forgotten, Linkin Park

"I have a dream of a scene between the green hills
Clouds pulled away and the sunlight's revealed
People don't talk about keeping it real--
It's understood that they actually will"

-Dedicated, Linkin Park

"...So you can try on,
Leave you without a shoulder to cry on,
For now to ininity let icons be bygones."

-High Voltage, Linkin Park

God Deciding by Hot Water Music. Every line in that song is amazing.

"Here the drum pounding out of time,
Another protester has crossed the line, to find
The money's on the other side."

-Holiday, Green Day

"And my ties are severed clean,
The less I have the more I gain."

-Wherever I May Roam, Metallica

"Accesorizing with a rosary,
Tucked inside her lingerie"

-Build God, Then We'll Talk, Panic! At The Disco

"If money's such a problem,
Well they've got mansions,
I think we should rob them."

-Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous, Good Charlotte

"Too blind to see tomorrow,
To broke to beg or borrow.
Young and stupid,
Left wide open,
Hearts are wasted,
Lives are broken."

-Everytime I Look For You, Blink-182

"Your verbal defecation I can't wash away despite myself,
Your vanity, it seems, has served you well."

-No Jesus Christ, Seether

"Everything falls apart,
Even the people who never frown will eventually break down."

-Pushing Me Away, Linkin Park

"From day one I talked about getting out,
But not forgetting about,
How all my worst fear's are letting out.
He said why put a new address,
on the same old loneliness?
When breathing just passes the time,
Until we all just get old and die,
That talking's just a waste of breath,
And living's just a waste of death,
And why put a new address,
on the same old loneliness?!
And this is you and me,
And me and you,
Until we've got nothing left!"

-Get Busy Living or Get Busy Dying (Do Your Part to Save the Scene and Stop Going to Shows), Fall Out Boy

"Living well and dressed to kill
But she looks like hell to me"

-Fashion Victim, Green Day

"You've got front row seats to the penitence ball,
When I grow up, I want to be nothing at all!"

-The End, My Chemical Romance

"One minute you're on top
(The next you're not, watch it drop)
Making your heart stop
(Just before you hit the floor)"

-Hit the Floor, Linkin Park

"But there's no regret,
And no roads left to run."

-No Roads Left, Linkin Park

And while I'm at it, why don't I make a list of the top 10 most heartbreakingly beautiful sad songs ever.

1. Golden by Fall Out Boy

2. Asleep by The Smiths

3. Paradise by Vanessa Carlton

4. Zombie by The Cranberries

5. Cancer by My Chemical Romance

6. Breathe You In by Thousand Foot Krutch

7. Your Star by Evanescence

8. No Roads Left by Linkin Park

9. Andy, You're a Star by The Killers

10. The Unforgiven II by Metallica


That's all!

...I have nothing else to say. :)

-Cappuccino

P.S. This post was done at home.

P.S.S. I'm not affiliated in any way, shape, or form with any musical artists. The stuff here is provided for entertainment purposes only.

Hi, people

Ok, so I had to stay home from school today becuase I was sick : ( The sad part is, i started to feel better, but not until around 12:30, so there was hardly a point on going back to school. Now I have tests to make up. This sucks. Well, thats all for now.

Boredly yours,
Latte

HI!!!!!!!!!

Sorry, but you've GOT to see this. It's an eagle, and this is a picture of it before someone shot it...isn't that so sad??? The guy got sent to prison for...like...a million zillion years though, so that's good. You know because, the bald eagle is protected???

Anyway.

~Muffin

Favorite Bands

Muffin here.
My favorite bands:
Evanescence (???)
Fall of Troy
Aerosmith
Black Sabbath
Metallica
Aerosmith
Tenacious D
Aerosmith

So...yeah. By the way, have I mentioned that Aerosmith is one of my favorite bands? 'Cause I don't remember bringing it up.
Frappy, can you come over on Friday??? We're going to Micky D's, so if you wanna tag along, feel free...........

Fly on (www.maximumride.com),
MUFFIN

P.S. VISIT THAT SITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bored...No Homework!!! :)

Hello, people!!!

Muffin here. OK, there seems to be some confusion with...uh...Safalafagins, I guess. My name is MUFFIN because I don't like COFFEE. Got it? Okay. Safalafagins, check in with me in gym tom. Or some other time.

Anyway, I'm SOOOOOOOO bored with my life right now, I'm almost emo. But I'm not. That's good. I'm actually BORED because I have no homework to do. Pre-Algebra is cursed. I swear.

So ya. My life in a pickle jar: I hate math, and now I'm bored because now I'm rambling and you can tell.

*Sigh*

Smell ya later (I hope. Unless I like die in a train wreck or something...),

~Muffin, all of your BFF's (BFF's??? BFFs??? Is that grammatically correct, espresso???)

P.S. OMG, gotta go. Mom's coming. Doesn't know about blog.

Math Sucks!!!!

UGH!!!!!! I HATE MATH! I just spent about an hour doing my math homework. I am never going to get that hour of my life back. : ' ( See, I'm so sad, my non-smiley face is crying! lol : )

But seriously, when am I ever going to need to know how to graph an inequality in point-slope form????? You tell me.

Also, why couldn't our graphing be those fun little pictured that you graph that we got back in grade school?? I think we should cut the pre-algebra and start coloring! Don't you agree?!?!

Oh, by the way, Espresso why are you sick? That stinks for you. Feel better : )

Until next time,
Latte

Phunny Phobias (get it?!)

I thought these were the funniest phobias. ENJOY!

Phobophobia Fear of phobias.
Pogonophobia Fear of beards
Pteronophobia Fear of being tickled by feathers.
Pupaphobia fear of puppets.
Alektorophobia Fear of chickens.
Alliumphobia Fear of garlic.
Allodoxaphobia Fear of opinions
Anthrophobia or Anthophobia Fear of flowers
Arachibutyrophobia Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.
Aurophobia Fear of gold
Cacophobia Fear of ugliness
Caligynephobia Fear of beautiful women
Cathisophobia Fear of sitting.
Catoptrophobia Fear of mirrors.
Cyberphobia Fear of computers or working on a computer.
Dendrophobia Fear of trees
Ephebiphobia Fear of teenagers.
Euphobia Fear of hearing good news
Geliophobia Fear of laughter.
Geniophobia Fear of chins.
Genuphobia Fear of knees.
Genuphobia Fear of knees.
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia Fear of long words.
Ideophobia Fear of ideas
Lachanophobia Fear of vegetables.
Levophobia Fear of things to the left side of the body.
Linonophobia Fear of string
Neophobia Fear of anything new.
Nomatophobia Fear of names.
Rhytiphobia Fear of getting wrinkles
Soceraphobia Fear of parents
Symmetrophobia Fear of symmetry.
Telephonophobia Fear of telephones.
Theatrophobia Fear of theatres.
Vestiphobia Fear of clothing.

~ Espresso

Fam

Anyone know what it's like to have intolerable sibs? I do!!! :( My bro stole the T.V when I was watching a Steve Carell movie. How rude is that! Especially since I'm not feeling well. (Frappy would know) Anywho I cant wait till 18! I'm gonna make a count down on bored.com right now!


Luv ya'll! (well most of ya!) lol
~espresso

How is it possible that my feet still hurt?

...Don't wear combat boots when you're gonna be standing for over 2 hours straight.

You will want to chop your feet off.

Seriously.

Yeah, not many people came to our booth, either, but some people gave us money. :) (Not much, though.)

And some people gave us candy, too.

I'm excited about going to Medieval Times tomorrow, I haven't gone since I was 8! (But I remember the final battle was really good, it was pretty realistic.)

...Mmhm.

Oh yeah, Frappy, it's grammatically incorrect to use more than 3 exclamation points in a row. This is correct!!! This is not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yup.

OMG, I played Guitar Hero today!

Yeah, I'm happy about the having like, no classes thing tomorrow! Yay for not having much to do on Friday!!!

OMG. It did NOT say to date Sasuke, did it? BECAUSE SASUKE IS MINE. I WILL SEND PEOPLE TO YOUR HOUSE.

Just kidding about the last part, but Sasuke is MINE!!!

XD

No, my life isn't pathetic! Believe it or not, I actually have a social life.

...OMG. I just realized I spent most of today reading fanfictions. But that's only because I have a lot of stories on alert and a lot of them updated, and I also have a subscription to a C2, and they keep adding more stories but most of them are good. :)

So nope, my life isn't pathetic! HA.

You know what? I'm gonna guess that the person who took the quiz was either Muffin or Mocha.

(Maybe espresso?)

...Idk.

Take how long you're gonna be standing in account to any costume you wear,
Cappuccino

P.S. This post was done at home.

Hey Y'all

Capiccino, I took this lame Naruto quiz and it said I should date this fate cartoon. I mostly took it to put myself in ur shoes and I've come to the conclusio your life is patheic!

Love, I 'm not gonna tell you!

I'M BORED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am sooooooooooooooooooo bored!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can hardly stand it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Ok. now that i'm done ranting time for a color change. That's better. I'm gonna go play Guitar Hero now.

Smell ya later,
Frappy

Going Medieval

The Medieval Fair today was sooo much fun!!!!!!!!! Even though not that many people came to mine and Espresso's booth. Tomorrow will be a ton of fun too because we are going to Medieval Times!!!!!!!! We won't have any real classes at all!!!!!!!!!!!!! That means no homework!!!!! Although I do have to do that homework I was given on wednesday that is due on monday...... Oh Well!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Love ya,
Frappy

P.S. The Office is on tonight!!!!!!! Watch it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We have Guests!

hey to all my coffees! i love you all, and our medieval fair is gonna be great! mrs. B commented and said i was her fav ( along with latte cappucino and frappy) She like our blog! dont u feel special?

love, Espresso

Sasuke= <3 I have returned!

SASUKE IS AWESOME. SASUKE IS AWESOME. SASUKE IS AWESOME.

THERE. HA. IN YOUR FACE, LATTE! Or should I say, BLONDIE?

Okay, caplocks aside.

Haha. I can't believe you set your house on fire with a GRILL. What's next, will you need water wings when eating SOUP?! (Haha, I bet no one gets that obscure Family Guy reference.)

So yeah. I saw the funniest t-shirt today. So during Speech class, we had to make collages, and I brought in some issues of the Rolling Stone (because I have a subscription and therefore a euphoria of magazines), and there was this t-shirt store (or something of the likes) ad that showed you some sample t-shirt pictures, and guess what this one said?

Drink apple juice,
'Cause OJ will kill you

And I was laughing for like, ten minutes (very loudly), and no one actually got the joke. (And there was a pictue of an ambulance between the two lines.)

Yeah. And then, on South Park, Kyle (the Jewish boy)'s cousin came over to live with him, and their teacher was giving him a lecture on how it's important to concentrate, (because he was talking out of turn and stuff), and guess what Cartman said?

"Maybe we should put him in a concentration camp!"

LMAO.

And Kyle paid Cartman $40 not to rip on him, too!

XD

...Yeah.

AND, I MADE MY VERY FIRST AMV!!! (anime music video) It's the greatest thing since sliced bread! And I shall LINK IT!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHJwmcTJvrY

(It's a little on the, erm, violent side because I had a brilliant idea to make a kinda horror-movie/Hannibal Rising-esque amv, but there isn't much more than pictures of a little Sasuke screaming.)

(In fact, it really isn't on the violent side. Just more like a less violent version of Hannibal Rising. With Sasuke. Who is like the anime parallel to Hannibal. Ish.)

So yeah, watch and enjoy! I don't really like System of a Down (though I've only heard two of their songs), but this song, right now, is my most absolute favorite.

-Cappuccino out

P.S. This post was done at home.

P.S.S. Watch my video. Or else.

Shrimp on the Grill

Well, guess what happened at my house yeasterday. That's right, our grill started on fire.

This is how it happened: Smoke strted coming out of the grill very badly, my mom came to see what happened, and she couldn't put it out. We were afraid that it would spread to the propane tank, so she grabbed the house phone and we came to the front yard. Before that, we had sent my sister to get our neighboor (who's a cop) but he wasn't home.

So now the grills on fire in the back and were dialing 9-1-1 in the front. The house phone stops working. I hade to run inside and get my mom and my cell phones. Then I ran upstairs to get the important info my Dad keeps upstairs. Fastes I've ever run.

All in all, the fire wasn't that bad. It had burnt itself out by the time the firemen got here, but there was a lot of smoke in the house. We couldn't go in for another hour because they had to let the house air-out.

Here's a tip for all you grillers: Do't grill besdide the house. Generaly not a good idea. And it's not coming from me, the fire=chief said it too.

: D, Latte

Latte

Hi, everybody! Just got finished with the bibliography for a reasearch paper. I'm soooo tired!

I went shopping with my mom earlier, and i got the CUTEST cover-up.

Cappuccino: STOP WITH SAUSUKE! Please no more. And seriously, go to the NAA meetings.

That's all for now. I have to go work on my Social Studies.

TTFN,
Latte

Ugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok, don't worry guys Frappy here to save the day!!!! Just to clear things up: obviouisly I'm Mrs. B's favorite; Cappucino, Sasuke is a fictional cartoon character; and thank you Espresso, you have pretty normal posts too, lol!!!!!!!!!

OK, so now that we have all that cleared up, there is one more thing I have to say. Scrubs and House are ok but if you want real humor, watch The Office every Thursday nite at 9:00/8:00 central on NBC.

Love ya,

Frappy

-sleeps on keyboard-

Yo! Cappuccino in the house!
...Just kidding.

I put the pictures of Sasuke so you can all savor the hotness. :)

I never said I was gonna attend NAA (haha it's like AA... sorry I'm REALLY tired.) meetings!

...I just like Sasuke...

-goes off to stare at Sasuke pictures and read Sasuke fanfiction (go on google and type in crimson exile, it's good Sasuke-centric fanfictions)- (read the humor nominations, read the one called "avenger"--it's hilarious)

...Yeah.

I made a skirt today. I shall wear it on Monday. And... it's light colors! No black! -gasp- :o

It took the whole day to make. It's pretty good considering it's my first... thing... I've ever made.

...Mmhm.

You guys are both wrong. I'M Mrs. B's favorite student.
...Right?

...Yeah. Speaking of English, I learned a new thing yesterday! :) You know "afterwards"? It's really "afterward". I feel smarter already. :P

Yup.

I made snickerdoodles yesterday but everyone ate them all today. :(

...And it was with the last of my cookie mix.

...Don't watch Scrubs. House is better. By a long shot. Here's some quotes:

"DON'T GO TOWARDS THE LIGHT. You'll fall and break your hip." -House waking a patient from a coma.

"You couldn't decide if you wanted paper, plastic, or a burlap sack!" -House while talking to another doctor that was irritating him

"YOU CAN'T STOP OUR LOVE!!" -House talking to a doctor who says this chick he's been going out with is a stalker. (It's hilarious coming from House.)

Doctor: "The carpet had blood on it."
House: "MY blood! The carpet's become a part of me! I won't set foot in this office until every fibre of that carpet is on the floor! I WANT TO BE BURIED WITH THAT CARPET."

"Now let's see what Shamu's been up to, besides eating. This conversation is now over because I've run out of clever things to call the guy." -House

...Mmhm. LOL.

-Don't suck up to your teachers on your BLOG, (-cough-latte-cough-)
Cappuccino

P.S. This post was done at home.

Misc. & Scrubs

Oh. My. God. Cappuccino WHY did you put up pictures of that Naruto dude? i thought you were going to attend NAA (Naruto Addicts Anonymous) meetings. I am so disappointed. : ) Just kidding1 Not. Kidding! not. : )

Oh, espresso, you were wrongabout one thing. I'M mrs. B's not favoite student, not you. Right mrs. B? Oh and heres something mto clear up the misconseption that Reading/LA teachers can't do Math: They CAN, and quite well, in fact. Mrs. B helped me with mine today. : )

Well, that's all for now. I'll try to post again tommorow. By the way, watch Scrubs every Thursday on NBC at 9:30/8:30 central on NBC. It's the best show EVER!!!!!!!!!

Stay in School,
Latte

Hey Mrs. B

hey Mrs B, welcome to our blog! this is a special post just for you!

love, Espresso (im not going to say my name...., think about your favorite student....it starts with a J)

Cappuccino: It's better than Espresso.

Hi everyone!

For the record, yes I am.

In fact, every sentence I have ever said is good enough to qualify as part of the next great American novel.

Bonjuer? It's like a Mexican trying to speak French. Quit hopping over the border and get back in America. (Just kidding.) What's next, are you gonna make a Soviet Union joke? 'Cause in Soviet Union, jokes make you. (If anyone gets those obscure but hilarious references.)

Man, I'm bad. Really, really bad. If I ever go to Mexico, I'll probably get kicked out. XD

You know what the lol is for? It's because I'M FUNNY, DARN IT.

Yeah, that's right. YOU LAUGH.

-GASP- NA. RU. TO. Not Naurto, N-A-R-U-T-O.

And that's right, Naruto isn't everything. Sasuke is. (-cough-hottestanimecharacterever-cough-)

Man... he's hot.

Seriously, how can you not find this hot?:

Or this:

And maybe even this:

...Sasuke... wow. I'm SO lucky I didn't drool all over the keyboard.


...Yeah. So. I am not mental.


XD

-Cappuccino out

P.S. This post was done at home.

P.S.S. No offense meant by any Mexican/Russian jokes.

Another Short But Sweet Post From yours Truly

Man you guys have posted so much, I need to catch up! lol Oh ya, I was reading from past posts and Latte you are not Head Coffee Snob, Maximum Ride isn't everything, and either is Naurto (or whatever). I am verry dissappointed at y'all ( except Frappy, ur posts are normal) cuz you are making are blog lame. I mean Bonjuer? What the heck! Are you on crack? lol this america!!!!

Even though you are all mental, I still love you!

~Espresso

Ps. I am going to center my posts cuz thats how i roll.

over an out!

Cappiccino, Cappiccino.....(sigh) lol

Man your posts are sooooooooooooooooooooooo long, what are you writting your memoir? lol Or maybe the next Great American Novel? Anywho..... keep it short I don't have all year to read it! lol


~Espresso

It's Espresso Time!

hey guys! it's me espresso! i'm finally on! Do u miss me??? And just to let you know I like the name Kelsey!

OMG!!!

I am soooooooooo happy!!! It is finally turning warm outside!!!!!!!!!! That means that summer is coming soon!!!!!!!! Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!

Love you,

Frappy!!!

Wacko Jacko Steals the Elephant Man's Bones

Hi everyone, cappuccino here!

Thanks, latte! And come on, the reason why I make fun of you so badly is because it's so obscure. :P

So anyways, yeah. Someone needs to come up with some new Michael Jackson jokes. Fast. And some yo momma jokes, as well.

And who better to do it than someone else? I mean, come on. Do you really expect ME to do it?

So, yeah. Please people, come up with some new ones. Fast. I mean, I still DO get a laugh out of the old ones, but we really need some new ones. Big time. Because as funny as I am, I only have so high a mental capacity.

...Mmhm.

Oh. And wow. I was looking for something today, and I realized how much of a nerdy pack rat I was. Yup. It took me almost twelve and a half years to realize.

This is how it went:

"Okay, temporary tatoos, guitar hero stickers, Atwood pictures, music stuff, Aquastick CD rack/lamp instructions, instructions from my old phone, a letter my brother wrote me, my brother's address, Naruto Ultimate Ninja 2 passwords, my second-cousin-once-removed's (I think.) e-mail address, and green copy paper..."

"...Okay, now let's try the bottom shelf..."

"...Let's see... Age of Empires box set, Age of Empires 2, Age of Mythology, nail file, bag of stuff, books, Age of Empires 1 cheat codes, a few Naruto trading cards... oh! I was looking for those. -puts them with the other trading card-"


...Yeah. And I never did find what I was looking for.

-Cappuccino out

P.S. Wacko Jacko Steals the Elephant Man's Bones is a song by Fall of Troy. I'm no way affiliated with them, neither is this blog, etc. and is just there because I wanted a clever title. :) (Also to show you how much we need new Michael Jackson jokes.

P.S.S. This post was done at home.

P.S.S.S. Hey, if it's okay with the rest of you guys, can I try to make a layout for this? I need something to kill time.

P.S.

Lauren- your last post is funny because it's true! ; )

oh and on the one before that: You make fune of me very badly.: )

That's all for now.

Latte, posting from home

Maximum Ride

For all you Maximum Ride fans out there: The movie is coming out sometime in November! Although Muffin, Frappy and I are betting that it will be a bad remake of the book(s?), it should still be interesting to watch. That's all for now. Sleep tight everybody! zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

------Latte

P.S. This post was done at home. Duh. Why would I be at school at 8:00 PM on a Monday? You tell me. : )

Your kid's a field fairy: A name guide for all the yuppie soccer moms out there.

Plus my favorite and least favorite words!

Okay, so I was thinking about names I like. If you know me, you will also know I'll be mad beyond all belief if you copy them. These are just some examples, and since these are what I want to name any children I ever have, I would appreciate it if you would be original. :)

(Yeah, I know, that last bit was kinda ridiculous.)

So anyways, let's start with the names. Now, I am referring to yuppie soccer moms because they are usually the ones to name their kids these awful, godforsaken names. Let's start with names I don't like.

Richard: Okay, the two nicknames for this are "Richie", and well, I'm sure you all know the second one. Your kid will get beat up on the playground.

Kelsey: I don't know why, but whenever I think of this name, I think of a pig.

Mary-anne, or any other name that's really a combination of two names: There's a middle name for a reason.

Bartholemue (sp?), or Bart: The Simpsons can pull it off. You cannot.

Christian: And why don't you name his siblings Jewish and Muslim?

Craig: No. Just no.

Allen: Ew.

Jerry: It reminds me of this really bad, unfunny show. It's called Seinfeld.

Anything named after you, especially if you call the kid "Junior": You're kid will get beat up on the playground and will be hanging out with Richard in the nurse's office.

Okay, now that there's bad names out of the way, I shall name some good ones. (Guys first.)

Damien: It means "demon", or "devil", I believe. As in what your kid's going to be if you're a yuppie soccer mom. (Note: I don't actually intend on naming any of my future children this.)

Anthony: With a nice Italian last name, you'll sound like a mobster. :)

Chris: I just like this name. Just Chris, though. Not Christopher. Or Christian. (Especially not Christian.)

Now for some girl names:

Joanie: I call all dibs on this one. It's so pleasingly old-fashioned and I just absolutely love it.

Misha: As in my favorite movie series's main character's sister: Hannibal. I just really love this name too, and call all dibs on it.

Ava: I love this name beyond all belief. However, both my brother and my sister want it, and since I don't intend on having children at age 15 (unlike SOME people in my school) whichever of them has kids first gets dibs.

There. If the name has not existed before 1960, or if you really are desperate, from 1990-1995, then don't do it.

Now, onto my most favorite words:

Oxymoron: I love this one because it's a combination of "oxyclean" as in the product whose mascot is a balding hippie, and "moron", as in what your kid is if you're a yuppie soccer mom.

Spiffy: It reminds me of the good old days. As when gas cost a nickel and a ration coupon, and yuppie soccer moms did not spawn Satan-children.

Godforsaken: I use this word about fifty billion times a day. It flows nicely off the tongue and is just a perfect emphasizing word.

Least favorite words:

Cockney: It reminds me of those annoying things that wake you up at a godforsaken hour when you live in the middle of nowhere and talk like this: "I got myself 5 youngins' and they all had a bounty of possum last night, 'cause my mama ain't learned me how to read."

Scoot/scooter: As in what your dog does across your carpet. Or what I tell your dog to do across your carpet if you're a yuppie soccer mom.

Argh: You're not a pirate. And if you are, you're not doing it right.

Dawg: You're not gangster. You're a middle-class suburban kid who'll probably cry if you stub your toe. Would you like to move to Cabrini Green when you move out? Probably not. Therefore, you have absolutely no right to use this word along with "'sup", "hood", and any word with a "gangster" accent. Seriously, you really don't want to do that in the city. Randy what's-his-last-name from American Idol barely has the right to use this word.

And people can't say, Yo, 'sup, cat, or any other animal.

Now, are you down with that, dawg?

-Cappuccino

P.S. This post was done at home.

Because I am so argumentative...

Yo!

Yeah, I feel like responding to Latte's post. Because I am so argumentative.

Okay, first of all, there are hundreds of thousands of people who want to read about fillers, and how they suck. That's why there are so many anime blogs, anime sites, livejournal communities, livejournal recs, fanfiction sites, fan sites, fan listings, and millions of anime fanfictions on fanfiction.net. (And by the way, Frappy, I really hope you read your fanfiction. Because I commented on your blog. :P) Yup, and even more people want to read about Naruto and how their actual subs are better than their filler dubs. :) Hence why there are 100,000+ Naruto fanfictions on fanfiction.net, millions of Naruto fansites, plenty of Naruto fansites devoted to a specific character (Yay Sasuke!), plenty of Naruto fanlistings, plenty of Naruto fanlistings devoted to a specific character (-cough-Sasuke-cough-), plenty of Naruto blogs, plenty of Naruto livejournal communities, plenty of livejournal fanfic recs, and plenty of livejournal recs devoted to a specific character/pairing. :)

And second of all, yeah, people other than me, Frappy, and Muffin's opening post need to post. I shall bug them about it tomorrow. :D

I will NOT read Maximum Ride. You're like, the third person to bug me about reading Maximum Ride.

For all you blog-readers out there, you NEED to read Naruto. The books go in this order: 1. The Tests of the Ninja, 2. The Worst Client, 3. Bridge of Courage, 4. The Next Level, 5. The Challengers, 6. The Forest of Death, 7. Orochimaru's Curse, 8. Life-and-Death Battles, 9. Turning the Tables, 10. A Splendid Ninja. 11. Impassioned Efforts, 12. The Great Flight!!, 13. The Chunin Exam, Concluded...!!, 14. Hokage vs. Hokage!!, 15. Naruto's Ninja Handbook!, 16. Eulogy, 17. Itachi's Power, 18. Tsunade's Choice, 19. Succesor, 20. Naruto vs. Sasuke, 21. Pursuit, 22. Comrades, 23. Predicament, 24. Unorthodox, 25. Brothers, 26. Awakening, 27. Departure, 28. Homecoming.

However, the titles are inside the book and are really typically known as just Naruto volume 1 or Naruto volume 28 or whatever. They only take about an hour to read (as opposed to five years for maximum ride) and are really good. The series is still going on, as Naruto volume 29 is coming out next month, and in Japan I hear they are on volume 43.

Oh, and they're better than Maximum Ride.

And yes, I actually took out all the Naruto in my manga collection to tell you their titles.

Latte, as the youngest kid in my family, I can tell you that you're completely wrong. I, as a younger sibling of two, make sure to be as evil as possible to my older siblings. Though sometimes I'd think my older brother is really my younger brother, because he's so annoying.

...Yeah. As you can tell, in addition to arguing, with the Naruto titles, I was actually making fun of you, Latte. XD

-Cappucino

P.S. This post was done at home. (Because I'm not bringing 28 volumes of Naruto in my backpack.)

Just Another Post

Hello again, everybody. Here's a tip for all you chocoholics out there: m&ms+chocolate chips=stomachache. Just thought you should know.

Also, Cappuccino and Frappy, why is it that we are the only ones that posted? Well, other than muffin's opening post. Just a thought.

Cappuccinno, you talk (type?) too much. nobody wants to read for 5 minutes about fillers. Well, maybe some people do but not most people. : )

For all of you blog-readers out there who haven't already, you HAVE TO read the Maximum Ride series. (I'm sure Frappy and Muffing agree with me) The books go in this order: 1. The Angel Experiment 2. School's Out-Forever 3. Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports 4. The Final Warning

Make sure you post after you read them!

Another thing: If you have a little brother or sister, give the kid a break. They may seem totally evil and like they're out to get you (trust me I know, i have a little sister 3 years younger than me) but they're not that horrible. Take the kid to the park or something, maybe they'll leave you alone for a bit after that. And, it's something that will help convince your parents when you're asking for that new fill in new item here a few weeks from now. : )

Well, that's all for now. Enjoy the rest of you're weekend and continue reading our blog! : )

Yours Truly,

Head Coffee Snob

Latte

If I take over the world, fillers will be outlawed.

This is a blog, not a friggin' spelling bee, latte. (Oh, and I think there's one c. As in cappucinno.)



Oh, and I generally post lengthy posts. Because when I blog, that means I have a lot to say.



So anyways, on with the fillers. Yup. If I take over the world, fillers will be outlawed.

For those of you that aren't into anime nor an expert in the terminology, a "filler" episode in an anime is an episode that has nothing to do with the series (aka it's not based off the manga) meant to broaden the time gap between the anime and the manga, because if the anime catches up with the manga, that means that soon there won't be much material that the anime can be based off of, so the anime would either a: have to go on hiatus until there's more material, or b: just stop making the anime, because an episode of anime not only covers several manga chapters usually, but it also takes much longer to make than probably a whole volume of manga.



And I hate them. I absolutely hate them with every fibre in my heart. (Well not entirely, I can TOLERATE some. More so if I'm in a good mood, or just plain bored. Because watching a filler is not quite as bad as watching King of the Hill. Which is actually one of those shows where it's so pointless that it gets interesting and you can't turn it off.)



Anyways, back on topic. I don't like them. Especially in dubs.

(Dubs- the english version of an anime. They take out the Japanese audio and replace it with English voice acting. That's why the mouths don't match, and the voice acting usually sucks. In most anime stuff is cut out, too.

Subs- the Japanese version of an anime, but with English subtitles. Usually done by "fansubbers" as in fans of an anime that translate the show and add in the english subtitles. It's uncut, free, and is of better quality, especially if you download instead of watch on a site like youtube.)

Because in dubs, you not only have to put up with bad voice acting, you have to put up with something that doesn't have to do with the actual plot.



What I'm REALLY annoyed about though, is that after having to endure more fillers in part one of Naruto, (I wouldn't be surprised if there was more fillers than actual episodes.) I heard that in part 2 (Naruto Shippuden) there's going to be five weeks of fillers. Yes, 5 episodes is not as bad as 100+, but still, I don't like it. (I like Naruto Shippuden (especially the soundtrack, I bought it :) ) better, so I'll give these a chance, but I still really, really don't like it. (The fillers, not the anime. I LOVE the anime.))



On top of 5 weeks of fillers, there also won't be a new Naruto chapter this week (I am still trying to find out why), and at a major cliffhanger nonetheless. Grr. Jeez, after having the second conspiritor, Uchiha Madara, say that Itachi really wanted to protect Sasuke, Konoha, and the world, I want to know the whole story! :(



One reason why I am disappointed at the fillers is because I want the Sasuke vs. Itachi arc into an anime already. I read all the chapters (Probably the ONLY reason why I'm caught up with the manga, along with the Second Sasuke Retrieval arc in the anime right now), but I think it'll be good in the anime because after waiting almost FIFTEEN godforsaken weeks (this was probably the longest battle ever. Period.) for someone to die, I would much rather have it happen in more or less 3-5 weeks (with the assumption that an anime episode will cover an average of 3-5 chapters) in a fast-paced action anime with a killer soundtrack. :) (I really, REALLY love the Shippuden soundtrack.)

Yeah. We probably wouldn't NEED the fillers if they'd just have done the Kakashi Gaiden arc (a manga-only arc) in the anime. Come on, it'd be good and only take a few episodes. (So it'd at least be a shortened filler arc.)

So to kill time (or atleast maintain borderline sanity), not only because of this, but because I have too much free time in general, I have decided (Or had decided, I've been doing this for the past week so far) I am going to reread the entire Naruto series, one volume a day, up to the latest Naruto volume. (As in I am reading 1-28, 29 is coming out next month I believe.) I am already on volume 7. Not only is this to maintain basic sanity and kill time, but to wait for the latest Naruto volume, even though there is less than 27 days until it comes out. But, I CAN read more than 1 volume a day.

...Yup. That's all for now.

-Cappucino

P.S. This post was done at home. (Because why would I be at school at 1:48 in the morning on a Sunday?) (As in at 11 PM, it was Saturday, but now, at 1:48 AM, it's Sunday.)

P.S.S. Frappucino, you DID use a lot of exclamation points. Do you have a megaphone or something?

Breakfast

I am eating Cinnamon Toast Crunch right now. Just thought you should know.


Smell ya later,

Frappy

P.S. This post and the last post posted by me were posted at home.

Hi!

Bonjour everybody! Its Latte again. Oh, by the way Cappuccinno, you spelled Cappuccinno wrong. Just interesting. So my mom and my sister are back and we're talking a lot. Thats a long post, Cappuccinno. Lots of exclamation points, Frappuccino. Well, I'm gonna go eat some of the stuff I baked now.
Until Next Time,
Latte

Frappucino

Hey everyone!!! My name is Frappuccino!!!! I really like exclamation points!!!! Happy Friday!!!!!!!!! I really don't have much to say except that frappuccinos are delicious!!! So are Lattes, Espressos, Cappuccinos, Muffins, and Mocha stuff.

Just to tell you, I have another blog at www.zowellsblog.blogspot.com please, please, pleeeeeeasssse go visit it and comment. I would reallllly appreciate it!!! I will give you a smiley face just like this :) except it will be better.

Love ya!!
Frappy

Me rambling on...

Hi y'all, I'm Cappuchino!

Ah, I second that TGIF thing, too. I'm REALLY tired...

Ugh, but today was rather mediocre for me.

I discovered I hate one more person and also had to switch seats in study hall because half the kids in there try to be all bad and stuff, but they're not. I bet they're good little boys at home. :) (But then again, I always think that.)

So after being witty and sharp-tongued (But in moderate amounts, which is why I'm awesome.) I was pleased when they weren't there for most of the time.

But man, the person who sat in where I sit now is a REAL idiot. Like, they didn't even catch on that we were supposed to switch seats. And I was STILL kind of in a bad mood from discovering that I really can't stand yet another person. And they were all "I don't want to sit next to him" and I was all "Life ain't fair, kid"... I say that phrase probably at least 5 times a day. It's one of my favorite phrases. I also add "kid" alot to the end of a sentence when I'm addressing someone...

Yeah. I also got into The Root of All Evil with Lewis Black. I just taped an episode and watched it and I love it. :) Speaking of TV shows, I've also really gotten into House. I love that show... it's so quotable.

I also realized that after fifty billion years of having Seether's latest album (Finding Beauty in Negative Spaces), I'm kinda dissappointed that it's so... Daughtry-esque. Because I'm really sick of Daughtry. They got old fast. But at least Seether can pull it off well. He still had the edgy lyrics and some metal and rock songs, but a couple of his songs had a more country-ish beat. At least it's new songs.

Yeah... I need some new music. I made a list of songs I want to buy on iTunes but it's a very short list. Any recommendations would be nice. :) But please, make them good recommendations.

You know what? I haven't blogged in like, 2 years.

-Cappuchino

P.S. This post was done at home.

TGIF

Thank gosh it's Friday, huh. I don't know about you guys, but I am so happy that its finally the weekend. Another good thing: Me and my friends don't have as much homework as usual. Plus, my mom and my sister are coming back from their 3-week vacation in India. Cool, huh. Well, that's all for now. Enjoy your weekend and sleep in (really, really) late! : )
-Latte

P.S. This post was done at home.

Welcome!!!

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Fly you high,
Muffin (I don't drink coffee)