Saturday, January 24, 2009

Birthday Song

THE BIRTHDAY DIRGE
tune: "Volga Boatmen"
Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!
1. Now you've aged another year
Now you know that Death is near
Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!
1a. So you've aged another year
Now you know that Death is near
2. Children dying far and near
They say that cancer's caused by bheer
2a. Children dying everywhere
Women crying in despair
3. Death, destruction, and despair
People dying everywhere
3a. Doom and gloom and dark despair
People dying everywhere!
3b. Doom, destruction, and despair
Grief and sorrow fill the air
3c. Doom, destruction, and despair
People dying everywhere
3d. Death and gloom and black despair
People dying everywhere
3e. Pain destruction and despair
People dying everywhere
4. Typhoid, plague and polio
Coffins lined up in a row
5. Now that you're the age you are
Your demise cannot be far
5a. Now you are the age you are
Your demise cannot be far
5b. When you've reached the age you are
Your demise cannot be far!

Heheheh. Really get you thinking, huh?

~Muffin.

9 comments:

  1. lol,that's hilarious! did you make that or did you get it off the internet...?

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  2. thats weird did u make this muffin cuz its just retarded

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  3. haha nice happy birthday is it ur birthday muffin?

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  4. omgomgomgomg is this really muffin cuz im ur biggest fan and u r the best u rok muffin this is awesum im keeping this on a word document 4evr and evr can u right my name in a post or sumthing that would make my life complete!!!!!!!!!

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  5. No, it's not my birthday, and I did not make this up. Ellie, someday I will put your name in a post, but not right now, okay? Thanks for being my only loyal fan, though.

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  6. im a loyal fan 2 muffin! <3 u and all the other snobs!

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  7. THANK YOU, Lauren.

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  8. where'd u get this? r there any more birthday songs?

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