Random Post Of Useless Knowledge

Ten things you should never do when you get old enough to drop out of high school and live on your own in self pity and misery:

1. Feel sorry for yourself.
2. Drop out of school.
3. Dump your girl/boyfriend.
4. Get fired from your job at Walmart.
5. Eat fatty foods.
6. Get bad grades.
7. Not think about college.
8. Not rent an apartment.
9. Not get the heck out of your hometown as soon as you have the chance.
10. Talk back to your parents...it'll come back and bite you in the butt.

I just know these things. (Ahem, thanks to my two idiot cousins.)

Au revoire!

~Muffin.