Sorry

Sorry about the color change, people. It will be corrected ASAP. Well, as soon as Valentine's Day is over, anyway. Let's just say Cupid (or someone who doesn't know anything about color schemes) changed the template color default. I know how to change it back, but why not keep it like this till the holiday is over, right? ;)

~Muffin.

Birthday Song

THE BIRTHDAY DIRGE

tune: "Volga Boatmen"

Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!
1. Now you've aged another year
Now you know that Death is near
Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!
1a. So you've aged another year
Now you know that Death is near
2. Children dying far and near
They say that cancer's caused by bheer
2a. Children dying everywhere
Women crying in despair
3. Death, destruction, and despair
People dying everywhere
3a. Doom and gloom and dark despair
People dying everywhere!
3b. Doom, destruction, and despair
Grief and sorrow fill the air
3c. Doom, destruction, and despair
People dying everywhere
3d. Death and gloom and black despair
People dying everywhere
3e. Pain destruction and despair
People dying everywhere
4. Typhoid, plague and polio
Coffins lined up in a row
5. Now that you're the age you are
Your demise cannot be far
5a. Now you are the age you are
Your demise cannot be far
5b. When you've reached the age you are
Your demise cannot be far!

Heheheh. Really get you thinking, huh?

~Muffin.

Valentine's Day

Wanna do something special for someone on Valentine's Day? Here are some cool ideas!

1. Make some pancakes. It doesn't really matter how (mix, from scratch, etc.). While the pancakes are sizzling on the stove, cut up some strawberries into little chunks and put them on your pancakes. Or mix them into the batter. Either one.
2. Cut the tops off of a bunch of ripe strawberries. Then cut each one in half so that they look like strawberry hearts. Trim accordingly.
3. Buy some conversation hearts and attach them to red or pink tissue paper. Then cut the paper into five-by-five inch squares. Put your index finger in each one and crumple them to shape around your finger. Put green pipecleaners through them and add a yellow cotton ball for a floural touch (Note: You don't need the conversation hearts. It's just a suggestion.)

If you have any other ideas, we'd love to hear about them! Comment on any post. It doesn't matter if they're original...I got one of these from National Geographic Kids February Issue from last year, so feel free to find a recipe off the Internet (as long as you credit it) or dig through your mom's or grandma's recipe bin for some fun-filled Valentine's Day feasts!

Happy Valentine's Day!

~Muffin.

Thank You

Thank you Anonymous and Bob Zenith. You know, for caring. Anonymous, you're right, we SHOULD post more. Though I do most of it.

Random Post Of Useless Knowledge

Ten things you should never do when you get old enough to drop out of high school and live on your own in self pity and misery:

1. Feel sorry for yourself.
2. Drop out of school.
3. Dump your girl/boyfriend.
4. Get fired from your job at Walmart.
5. Eat fatty foods.
6. Get bad grades.
7. Not think about college.
8. Not rent an apartment.
9. Not get the heck out of your hometown as soon as you have the chance.
10. Talk back to your parents...it'll come back and bite you in the butt.

I just know these things. (Ahem, thanks to my two idiot cousins.)

Au revoire!

~Muffin.

Thanks, Guys

I just saw the post that I made about people who actually still read this blog, and I'm glad you guys commented. Seriously. I means a lot to me. Especially because some people don't give a care about me and my feelings!
Anyway, thanks. Feel free to follow this blog.

~Muffin.

Muffin's Comment Of The Week

SMOKING=BAD

This is my comment of the weeks, and also why I've stopped posting. Don't guess on this; you'll get it wrong.

Bon voyage (?)!

~Muffin.

New Blog to Follow

hey everybody. we found a new blog to follow: http://www.chocolatemonkeynews.blogspot.com/

click the link to go to it. tell friends! : D

~Latte

Hey

Muffin here. Just wondering if any of you guys even read this anymore. If you're a fan, please comment on this post. If you're a Coffee Snob, I'll give you one week to make a new post. If there's nothing, I'm gone.

Muffin out.